Super powers
telekinesis
because facebook means not needing to read minds – plus most people just blurt out every thought that comes into their heads, so no to getting a direct link
able to summon a air bubble for underwater
moving things without strength,additionally, you can move yourself and that’s basically flying -and you can make other things move so no one notices you.
wow all the years of playing dungeons and dragons pays off! SCORE!
can I have it now that I figured out the best one?
The Shut-in Stand-Up 