The Shut-in Stand-Up

A comedic look at modern life from the perspective of a traumatized but standing up shut-in.

Super powers

on August 22, 2012

telekinesis

because facebook means not needing to read minds – plus most people just blurt out every thought that comes into their heads, so no to getting a direct link

able to summon a air bubble for underwater

moving things without strength,additionally, you can move yourself and that’s basically flying -and you can make other things move so no one notices you.

wow all the years of playing dungeons and dragons pays off! SCORE!

can I have it now that I figured out the best one?

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One response to “Super powers

  1. Telekinesis was my pick too.

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