The Shut-in Stand-Up

A comedic look at modern life from the perspective of a traumatized but standing up shut-in.

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Bitter Fag Seeks Relevance and Redemption


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Bears Bears and then more Bears


 

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Bigorty is Stupid & Arrogant and really funny to laugh at


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Stupid is as Stupid Does


Dictionary:

retard

[ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4]Origin

re·tard

 [ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4]

verb (used with object)

1.

to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.
verb (used without object)

2.

to be delayed.
noun

3.

a slowing down, diminution, or hindrance, as in a machine.
4.

Slang: Disparaging.

a.

a mentally retarded person.
b.

a person who is stupid, obtuse, or ineffective in some way: a hopeless social retard.
5.

Automotive, Machinery. an adjustment made in the setting of the distributor of an internal-combustion engine so that the spark for ignition in each cylinder is generated later in the cycle.
Compare advance.
Origin:
1480–90; < Latin retardāre to delay, protract, equivalent to re- re- + tardāre to loiter, be slow, derivative of tardus slow; see tardy

Related forms

re·tard·ing·ly, adverb
Synonyms
1. obstruct, check.

Antonyms
1. accelerate.

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