The Shut-in Stand-Up

A comedic look at modern life from the perspective of a traumatized but standing up shut-in.

Who Can it Be Now?


In high school, the teacher, Gary Wagner

had us perform monologs but we had to use songs.

most people picked current day songs

and despite being a massive Elvis fan who thrilled to the acting class before me when they got to perform as the singers to the songs being played.

 

Alas, my air band Elvis impersonation had to wait until college, where I placed second with my rendition of Elvis’ Hound Dog Performance from the Milton Berle show… I won $50.

 

I did perform this song as a monolog in acting class. with two girls standing at each side of the stage – one in black and one in white – they just said Knock at random and disruptive intervals

 

 

 

 

 

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Pick Your Own Punchline


 

 

 

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“lesbian” porn


 

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Better punchlines


 

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no accouting for personality


aka….some people

 

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Labels – Why Words Matters


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Hypochondria


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Cannibalism vs Anal Sex


 

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Fireworks in the suburbs


As distressing as Halloween is for pets and sound sensitive shut-ins, at least you can count on manners in the suburbs, as the fireworks typically end by 10 PM.

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The Shut in Stand Up


A comedic look at modern life from the perspective of a virtual shut-in.

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