The Shut-in Stand-Up

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A food conspiracy

on November 16, 2011

Left wing vegetarian extremists are behind process foods because they want people to be disconnected between what they eat and the source of the food.

Instead of eating animals and plants like our ancestors, we eat food made from by products or from raw materials such as carbs, proteins and fat. Usually with minerals, vitamins and fibre added.

So what better way to turn everyone into vegetarians than to make processed foods derived from plant and mineral sources rather than animal sources?

Sound far fetched?

Maybe not after you read about the plan to marry off your Mr. Coffee machine to Miss Meat:

“Cultured meat” — burgers or sausages grown in laboratory Petri dishes rather than made from slaughtered livestock — could be the answer that feeds the world, saves the environment and spares the lives of millions of animals, they say.

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